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My
name's
Noah,
I'm
from
Cleveland,
Ohio,
and
I'm
a
self-proclaimed
Internet
Celebrity.
I
graduated
from
Bucknell
University
in
May
of
2005
after
4
years
of
utter
collegiate
domination.
The
contents
of
Modified
Living
are
largely
fueled
by
complete
boredom,
or
from
mixing
that
boredom
with
massive
quantities
of
alcohol.
I
don't
update
the
site
with
any
sort
of
urgency.
Whenever
I
think
of
something
funny
I
just
let
the
creative
juices
work
their
magic.
Drop
me
an
email
or
instant
message
if
you'd
care
to.
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This
here
is
my
good
friend
and
roommate
John.
Throughout
our
4
years
of
friendship,
John
has
gladly
offered
his
two
cents
surrounding
my
web
exploits,
and
at
times
has
made
guest
appearances
with
his
tantalizing
writing
ability.
It
only
seems
fair
that
I
"officially"
bring
him
to
the
forefront
of
Modified
Living
so
that
he
may
partake
in
the
public
scrutiny
that
comes
with
being
an
asshole
on
the
internet.
Likes:
sarcasm,
bourbon
and
trashy
girls
with
big
tits.
Dislikes:
midgets,
the
Chevy
Cobalt
and
condoms.
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Creation
Story:
More or less,
this site started
one boring day
during my freshman
year of college.
I started tinkering
around with the
computer and decided
to post some pictures
online. After
that, I started
publicizing the
hijinks of my
college life through
videos, special
features, satirical
pieces and other
updates.
It
wasn't long before
the Bucknell administration
caught wind of
the infamous exploits
masterminded by
my freshman hall.
As a result, any
member of my hall
who had associated
them self in any
way with my website
was called into
the Dean's office
for one giant
pow-wow. We were
forced to sit
through a rather
long "intervention"
by the Associate
Dean of Students,
during which we
were labeled as
the "most
immature students"
ever witnessed
in the Dean's
thirty-plus years
of education.
Now I don't know
about you, but
I was honored.
Editors
note: During
one weekend late
in my sophomore
year, while my fraternity
was being forced
to pick up trash
on a Sunday morning
for disciplinary
purposes, the very
same Dean called
us "the most
immature students"
he has ever seen.
Don't you worry,
I quickly informed
him that I had already
received that esteemed
title the year before
along with two members
of my freshman hall
who were now brothers
of mine. I was curious
as to if this instance
took precedent over
the prior, or if
this one superceded
the other. Needless
to say, he was not
pleased.
Shortly
after my sorority
girl
feature was released
in 2002, the site
spread around
the internet like
a good case of
Chlamydia, giving
me national college-wide
awareness. However,
perhaps most notably,
Modifed Living
was brought into
an even larger
spotlight when
the Hamster
Hot Air Balloon
fiasco was linked
by 1000's of sites
worldwide -- with
the ensuing Save
Vincent piece
(two years later)
bringing even
more attention
my way. Wash,
rinse, repeat.
This
brings us to the
present day, where
I still run gang-bangs
on the World Wide
Web without remorse.
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| "Your father and I are both
worried that, at its best,
your website is inappropriate
and at its worst, reflects
maniac behavior."
-My mom |
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