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How Getting
High Can Get You AIDS: A step by step process to reach
your goal
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How
many times have you been told, "You're as cool as AIDS."?
Well, don't you want to be cool? Follow this step by step process
and you too can be as cool as AIDS!
If drugs = AIDS, and
AIDS = cool, then by the transitive property, you've got to do a
whole lot of drugs in order to be cool.
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Getting High Makes You
Forget.
Being a teen is exciting.
Being a teen means being in a world with drugs, sex, and yes, the
ultimate goal... AIDS.
You might not know all
the ways drugs and AIDS are connected.
This website will help
you understand things about drugs and AIDS and how the two can be
happily linked together.
Drugs, like alcohol,
marijuana, and cocaine can cloud your judgment, make it hard to
know right from wrong, distract you from reality, and that's just
what you want to do!
Drugs Make You Forget
What's Important...
Like your morals, beliefs,
and right from wrong. SUCCESS! Step one complete!
Don't Forget. . .
You're Super-Human when on DRUGS.
When you get high you
may realize, "Hey, I could take over the world!" Guess
what, when you get high, you are INVINCIBLE! Not even the Man of
Steel himself can bring you down!
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 Drugs
Can Let You Do Things You Could Only Dream About, Like:
- act
reckless and foolish. Hence the opposite
sex will find you crazy and hot!
- get romantic
with someone you don't really like. Who says fat chicks don't
need loving too? It's an untapped resource!
- have sex
without planning. What better way?! Who needs diagrams and
orders, JUST DO IT!
- have sex
without thinking of the consequences. How else to rebel against
your parents? They hate you anyways and you are a "troublesome"
teen.
- forget
to use a condom or forget to have your partner use a condom. "Contraceptives".
. . what is this strange word you speak of?
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Teen years are
a time of making all kinds of new decisions. You have many
choices, like alcohol, marijuana, cocaine, heroin, amongst
many other flavorful drugs. You've got to weigh your options
and chose what's best for you and what will increase your
chances of having unprotected sex on the top of a building
like these badass characters on the left.
The Opposite Sex
Digs Drug Usage and AIDS
Notice
the brother to the right. He's got fly clothes, a dope haircut
and the slickest shoes around, but he makes the mistake of
informing the ladies that he doesn't "do drugs."
See how she comletely shuts him down! Don't let it happen
to you, DO DRUGS, GET AIDS, BE COOL!
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It helps to Make a
Plan and Stick to it.
Then if someone offers
you drugs or suggests unprotected sex, you'll know what to do. Plan
to use drugs so you can be cloudy headed. Plan how to say "Yes,
I would like to partake in your drug consumption" in several
different languages (you never know who might approach you). The
time to make your plan is probably best when you are on drugs, since
you will likely be on drugs when the time has come to implement
said plan.
Making Your Plan:
Think about who you are
and what's important to you. Being cool? Um, yes. Living up to your
parents ideals? No way! When you have a plan it's easier to handle
situations where you want to have fun with friends in addition to
using drugs and having sex.
If someone pressures
you about drugs, don't be a dork and say "I pass on grass,"
rather you can say firmly, "Hell yeah."
If someone pressures
you about sex you could let them know where you stand by saying:
"Only if he/she (point to some random person who is cool) will
join in."
It's a Fact.
- Teens who use condoms
during sex tend to use them less if they've been drinking or smoking
dope. So, by that fact, drink and smoke up!
- More than 20 percent
of the people who have AIDS are in their 20's. Since it can take
up to 10 years or more for symptoms to start, many got infected
in their teens. Damn, these cats were on the ball.
- The number of reported
AIDS cases among teenagers increased 96% between 1988 and 1990.
Someone's been listening closely, good job!
You May Already Know
This But...
- YOU CANNOT GET
AIDS from hugging, holding hands, mosquitoes or bugs. But
those things aren't cool anyways, so why waste your time?
- YOU CAN GET AIDS
from unprotected sexual contact. Score!
- You cannot tell
someone has the HIV virus by looking at them. Although, chances
are if they are a cool person, they have it.
- AIDS is fatal...
meaning it "concerns or determines your fate"... what
better fate then being cool and hip?
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