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Synopsis: This woman said, in an email, that she would offer me cash value for the life of Vincent the Hamster. Then I verbally abused her.

NchoChs N Anrchy: hi, so whats up with this hampster stuff?
NchoChs N Anrchy: Where ya from? How old are you?
harmless lil boy: lots of questions here, what exactly is your proposition for Vincent?
NchoChs N Anrchy: Well first off I need to know where u are from?
harmless lil boy: no you dont, that doesn't matter.
harmless lil boy: ill ask you one more time, then i will just ignore you: what is your proposition?
NchoChs N Anrchy: what is the purpose of this? I am trying to talk to you as your peer
harmless lil boy: you are not my peer
NchoChs N Anrchy: i dont want to be an asshole and just bitch
harmless lil boy: so then what's your point?
NchoChs N Anrchy: Why are you doing this?
harmless lil boy: doing what?
NchoChs N Anrchy: You are aware that the mistreatment of animals often times leads to violence with other humans
harmless lil boy: so you claim.
NchoChs N Anrchy: I just dont see why you would do this
harmless lil boy: i dont see why you WOULDN'T do something like this!
NchoChs N Anrchy: I dont have 500 dollars to save this guy. what else can i do?
harmless lil boy: you know what i think... i think someone is a little bit jealous that they didnt come up with a kickass way to make $500
NchoChs N Anrchy: I believe that animals have rights too
harmless lil boy: yes, they do have rights...
harmless lil boy: first and foremost, they have the right to taste DELICIOUS
NchoChs N Anrchy: im a vegetarian, and animal rights activist
harmless lil boy: well, i'm a college student and certified asshole... but titles arent necessary in my line of work.
NchoChs N Anrchy: I see that
NchoChs N Anrchy: I dont go to college, but Im your age
harmless lil boy: well, maybe that says something about yourself?
harmless lil boy: perhaps you should be spending more time hitting the books then forcing people (who dont give a fuck) to listen to your stupid hippie ideals?
NchoChs N Anrchy: it says Im a lazy fuck and dropped out of high school to have my son
NchoChs N Anrchy: Im not trying to force you into anything,but rather understand why
harmless lil boy: no, that just says you are a waste of my taxpaying dollars
NchoChs N Anrchy: and how is that? I dont get welfare
harmless lil boy: why should i have to explain my mindset to an apathetic whore?
NchoChs N Anrchy: im trying to relate with you here and you are just being mean
harmless lil boy: you arent trying to relate anything
harmless lil boy: you are trying to force your stupid anti-fur, anti-meat, anti-fun ideologies on me
harmless lil boy: and frankly madam, i dont give a damn.
NchoChs N Anrchy: I am interested in the corelation between animal abuse and physical violence against people. I write to kip kinkle regularly, and I am totally interested in rampage killings and school shootings
harmless lil boy: well, sounds like you are fucking sick in the head lady
harmless lil boy: that's some fucked up shit
NchoChs N Anrchy: fucked up shit or psychology, either or.
harmless lil boy: maybe you should be worrying more about why you are so fascinated with wholesale violence and rampage killings then the life of a stupid hamster named Vincent
NchoChs N Anrchy: WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE
harmless lil boy: well, you arent in school, ergo you are doing this for your own shits and giggles - its not like you are a real psycologist or anything of that sort.
NchoChs N Anrchy: im trying to be nice to you and all you want is to make me cry
harmless lil boy: In reality, you are probably just some whore that got knocked up during a Phish concert
NchoChs N Anrchy: Im engaged you fuck
harmless lil boy: to your babies daddy? or to the bass guitar player of a Jam band?
NchoChs N Anrchy: I really dont know what your problem is. I am just trying to understand you
harmless lil boy: are you certified to understand me? No.
NchoChs N Anrchy: where does one get this certification?
harmless lil boy: furthermore, its pretty fucking hard to do a psycological assessment of someone over the internet
NchoChs N Anrchy: im just trying to be your friend, simmer down
harmless lil boy: where does one get this certification you ask? its called COLLEGE, but unfortunately you couldn't keep your unshaven hippie legs closed long enough to stay for 4 years!
harmless lil boy: no thank you on the friendshp - you are everthing that is rotten and worthless in this world
harmless lil boy: you are IMing me, telling me my life choices are fucked up...
harmless lil boy: why dont you sit back and re-examine your own
NchoChs N Anrchy: because I care about things? Im rotten and wothless?
NchoChs N Anrchy: i have a conscience and I care about things other than myself?
harmless lil boy: did i say that? No.
harmless lil boy: You are rotten and worthless because you spread your whorish ideologies on to others (again, who dont give a fuck) when your own life is obviously too fucked up to even comprehend.
harmless lil boy: read my font lady, I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID BELIEFS
harmless lil boy: MEAT IS DELICIOUS
NchoChs N Anrchy: and it gives u cancer and makes u impotent. good day
harmless lil boy: well, maybe you need a little impotence in your life.... then perhaps you wouldn't have gotten KNOCKED UP!
harmless lil boy: stupid hippie.