What happens when you take a Good ol' boy from Fort Thomas, Kentucky and place him in a college environment where he is surrounded by upper-class east-coast kids with trust funds larger than the refugee population of Somalia?

Um, well, you get a kid who looks painstakingly out of place and slightly socially awkward, but more importantly, you get the first ever John Colebrook Metrosexual Week!

Here's the breakdown of the rules for this week-long event:

1) John was forced to get a trendy haircut and must use any combination of styling products - including, but not limited to: hair gel, fiber creme pomade, mousse and sculpting paste.

2) John must shower and shave daily regardless of his self-perceived level of cleanliness.

3) Every day, a different peer is to dress John according to their own personal tastes in the realm of Metrosexualness and/or Country Club attire - neither of which has ever touched the skin of a man from Kentucky.