Essentially, this competition is made up of eight gladiators who were carefully selected to take part in a battle of booze, debauchery and badassness. Competitors will engage in head-to-head matches of sheer alcoholic glory which are documented and photographed to bring you all the black-out mayhem. The winner of each match is determined by a panel of unbiased judges, namely myself and close associates, and is determined based on the loose stipulations set forth hereafter.

Although the contest is somewhat chaotic in nature, as is anything when fueled by massive amounts of alcohol, there are some basic rules and guidelines:

1) Competitors are judged on the following:

a) intoxication level - b) social awkwardness - c) destruction and mayhem - d) overall badassness

2) Unnecessary physical violence between competitors will result in immediate disqualification. However, random acts of violence towards non-competitors are allowed and possibly encouraged.

3) No fish-hooking, eye-gauging or ball-tapping.

4) All decisions by the judges are final.

5) After an Ultimate Champion has been declared, one challenger can contest the champion once every two weeks on a first come, first serve basis. The challenger must provide pictorial or video proof that he is worthy of the champion. All decisions for a challenge in this matter will be decided upon by the judges, ergo... me.

Other than that... Let's Get It ON!