EMUsPartyChicKa
:
hi, whats up
harmless lil boy
:
nothing, what do you want?
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
oh, i saw yer site. pretty cool.
harmless lil boy
:
Excuse me, but you're on the dance
team?
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
yeah how did you know
harmless lil boy
:
can you tango?
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
oh i can tango
harmless lil boy
:
what about polka?
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
sure if u really wanna polka
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
how did u know i was on the dance
team though
harmless lil boy
:
you IMed me lady, I looked at your profile.
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
my profile says nothing about dance
team hun
harmless lil boy
:
sorry, the link on your profile to
your website
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
oh, well be more specific next time
harmless lil boy
:
Or... you could be more assuming and intelligent
next time.
harmless lil boy
:
additionaly, you have on your profile a
link that reads "Hot Ass Pictures." by saying this, you are implying
that they are either 1) hot, or 2) show ass.
harmless lil boy
:
However, they do neither of the two - that
is blatant FALSE ADVERTISING.
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
so are you saying me or none of
my friends are not hot
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
well im sorry but you or none of
your friends are hot either.
harmless lil boy
:
ha, lady, lets not fool ourselves here -
I am gorgeous, and personally, I only hang out with others up to my caliber.
harmless lil boy
:
and that beer pong macro design in your
profile is so passe, like totally 2001... bitch.
harmless lil boy
:
BEER
PONG
_O_/ \_O_
/ )( )( \
/ \ / \ / \
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
yeh, so what? i'm bringing back
the old school.
harmless lil boy
:
you arent bringing back anything. Your ass
just never left. Oooh SNAP!
harmless lil boy
:
this isnt 1993 Kelly Kapows
, get with the times.
harmless lil boy
:
I am still angry about your false advertising
of "Hot Ass Pics" - that was very misleading.
harmless lil boy
:
perhaps "mediocre looking girls who
live a mundane college life" would've been a better title?
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
and your life is much better....
i think not
harmless lil boy
:
Obviously mine is much better. Think about
it, people come to my website to live vicariously through my college existence...
harmless lil boy
:
if you were cool, you too could have random
people, who falsely advertise their hotness, IMing you to say how much they
liked your website.
harmless lil boy
:
sadly, you don't.
harmless lil boy
:
you are just about as cool as AIDS.
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
i dont want people randomly looking
at my pictures, sorry
harmless lil boy
:
because you have low self esteem, obviously.
I would too if I was in your position.
harmless lil boy
:
I, on the contrary, have a very high self-concept.
Given this, I am more than comfortable with people looking at me.
harmless lil boy
:
I don't need reassurance from the
likes of "little miss body image complex-o," or whatever the shit
you are.
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
think what you want.... you have
fun making fun of people or whatever you do, and i will have fun with my real
friends and i definately dont think i am "miss body image complex-o"
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
i have a high self-image becasuse
i have friends that like me and thats all i need hun.
harmless lil boy
:
Yes, you will have fun with your unattractive
"real friends." Yes, yes hunny, yes you will.
harmless lil boy
:
you are on the dance team, haha.
SOWEET.
harmless lil boy
:
I bet the fact you are on the dance team
comes in really sweet for throwing game to boys...
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
i have a boyfriend hun i dont throw
game
harmless lil boy
:
Some Dude: What's
Up?
You: Not much, but I'm on the dance team,
wanna bang?"
Some Dude: Um, no.
harmless lil boy
:
Question, does your boyfriend know you're
calling another boy "hun?"
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
i have a boyfriend
hun i dont throw game
harmless lil boy
:
because I am begining to become aroused...
harmless lil boy
:
no wait, thats just gas.
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
i am calling another boy i DONT
CARE ABOUT hun
harmless lil boy
:
"hun" is a term of endearment.
So you are false advertising again!
harmless lil boy
:
GOD, you are such a little shifty whore!
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
im glad you find amusement in everyone
that is interested in your website..... you are definately a prick..... once
again definately not a whore! who are you to say things about people you know
nothing about
harmless lil boy
:
looks like someone is getting a little
touchy about the whore reference?
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
not at all..... i know that i am
indeed not a whore
harmless lil boy
:
did I strike a nerve? Perhaps you
were running the Bangkok Bukakke express for some extra cash?
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
i just wanted to clarify things
harmless lil boy
:
darling, you don't need to lie again. I
understand.
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
no nerves were struck,
no lies were involved either
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
sorry hun
harmless lil boy
:
its okay if you were a bit promiscuous
in your earlier days... you know, until you were saved by the dance team
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
hm if you mean that ive had the
same bf for about 4 years and that i can confidently say that i have never cheated
then yes i was saved by the dance team, but your stereotype is wrong in this
case
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
i am sorry
harmless lil boy
:
you know what I just realized.... your beer
pong macro design is fucked up! the dude on the right is seperated from his
torso! You sick bastard.
harmless lil boy
:
BEER PONG
_O_/ \_O_
/ )( )( \
/ \ / \ / \.
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
cant make fun of my love life so
you have to go back to the beer pong figurine?
harmless lil boy
:
you probably tore off Barbie's head when
you were little, you sick sick bitch.
harmless lil boy
:
As much fun as this is, I do have to run.
EMUsPartyChicKa
:
yah, sure.
harmless lil boy
:
cheers you filthy whore.