It has been brought to the attention of the powers that be that the lives of Frat Guys are filled with insane parties, chicks, alcohol, drugs and crazy top secret stuff. Under terms of anonymity, we've been able to detain and question a real life Frat Guy with hopes of better understanding these elusive specimens in their natural forms, uncontaminated from the general college population.

Please proceed with caution, as the information contained within these "Frat Files" is highly sensitive material and should never be publicly disclosed.