Almost every fraternity has their token Asian. He is usually easy going, quiet and does whatever he can for the fraternity. The "Token Asian" is everyone's "model minority" friend, especially when it comes to befriending girls. Given his lack of sexual prowess and ability, the "Token Asian" overcompensates with endless amounts of love and affection to the ladies, often resulting in him being labeled the "nice guy." Unfortunately, we all know that "nice guys finish last," especially if you're Asian.

The "Token Asian" must also deal with the supposed stereotype that all Asians are highly intelligent - eventually causing extreme inner turmoil when he realizes that his fratty beer consumption has killed any chance of him becoming a doctor or successful businessman.

Additionally, it is very important to remember that while he may be a good little Asian when he's sober, as soon as this squinty-eyed bastard becomes intoxicated you could be in for a world of trouble. Sure, those Asian jokes are regularly ignored and shrugged off in every day conversation, but mix some alcohol with this egg roll and he goes from Asian delight to Baby Godzilla! You have been properly warned... be careful.