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Similarly
to the "Token Asian," most fraternities have
their token "Black Man." On some superficial
levels, the "Black Man" has assimilated to
the stereotypes of his white frat brother: wearing polo
collared shirts, drinking from kegs rather than his
natural 40 oz. bottle, and often dating and fornicating
with Sorority Girls. His frat identity is highly dependent
on the fact that he's black - and he is therefore the
unquestionable authority on hip hop music and black
culture.
However,
it has been recently brought to light that the "Black
Man" is not a member of the fraternity for the
same reasons as his white brothers. Due to key testimony
from an ex-"Black Man," it has been discovered
that the "Black Man" has infiltrated the fraternity
under the guise of racial solidarity, when in fact his
real intent is winning the friendship and respect of
the white population, only to later revolt and takeover
in the bloody Race Wars of the near future, whereby
overthrowing "The Man."
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