Once a specimen of healthy habits and unmatched physical ability, the "Former Athlete" has given up his sports focused mentality in order to pursue and embody the very essence of fratty perfection. Often persuaded to rejoin his varsity team, the "Former Athlete" is constantly at battle with the inner demons that attempt to steer him away from the debauchery of fraternity life. After weighing the pros and cons of a college existence consumed largely with training, practices and weightlifting, he has come to the realization that he'd rather dedicate his time towards greater goods: beers and partying.

Once priding himself on running a 4.5 forty, he now aims for his personal goal of killing a 40 oz in 4.5 seconds. In some instances the "Former Athlete" transforms himself into "The Meathead" or if extremely dedicated to the Fratastic cause, "The Boozehound." He is a truly special member of the fraternity in that his decline from hard-working athlete to drunken frat guy provides ample amounts of entertainment for all to witness.