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"God's
Gift" believes he is the quintessential model of
perfection. Thinking he is a gift from the heavens among
mere mortal men, God's Gift can often be seen chatting
away on his cell phone, walking about campus with a
cocky swagger and a smug grin of self satisfaction.
He tries to make his presence well known, flashing his
pearly whites and giving winks to innocent freshman
girls, attempting to earn a reputation of studliness.
He can often be overheard declaring his dominance in
all things life - physical appearance, sports, and women.
"God's
Gift" may come off as the epitome of male chauvinist
behavior, respecting women only as objects, however,
he has a much softer side which is rarely shown amongst
his peers. In most cases, his egoism and "tough-guy"
persona are merely fronts - he isn't a womanizer, in
fact, he still dates his high school sweetheart to which
he dedicated his freshman website to. Deep down, he's
just a big cuddly teddy-bear.
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