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Behold... the Match.com profile of Ms. Shauna Irwin, Assistant Director of Fraternity and Sorority Affairs at Bucknell University.

While I wish I had fabricated this information, sadly, it's all 100% her own words. Allow me to quote some of my favorite excerpts - my comments are in Black. (For her entire profile, please scroll down.)

  • I'm a sexy SBPF who is down to earth and extremely positive. For those unfamiliar, SBPF - Single Black Professional Female.
  • Body Type: Curvy - No comment.
  • Best Feature: A sweet spot not on the list. Ew, that's just uncalled for.
  • Want kids: Definitely - And the follow up question - How many: None - What the fuck?
  • Turn-ons: Flirting, Dancing, Brainiacs, Boldness / Assertiveness, Erotica, Candlelight. EROTICA?!
  • Turn-offs: Skinny dipping, Sarcasm. This would explain why she hates me with a passion... because I am one sarcastic, skinny dipping motherfucker.

Many have said to me, including the Dean of Greek Life at Bucknell University (Chip Marrara), that by posting this "personal" information of Ms. Irwin's I am being an "asshole" -- his words, not mine. While this may be partially true, I have decided to leave this post intact in it’s entirety as an example of the utter unprofessional behavior exhibited by Ms. Shauna Irwin. Many have also argued that this post was spurned solely out of my vindictive nature (Okay, not “many,” but my mother did say that.) Considering Ms. Shauna Irwin was largely responsible for my beloved fraternity being suspended during my junior year of college, I couldn’t agree more with my mother’s statement. Thanks Mom. In general, I consider myself to be very loyal to my good friends and would do whatever I possible to protect them. Unfortunately for Shauna, I'm even more of a loyal enemy.

Editors note (4/10/05): Ms. Shauna Irwin is no longer employed by Bucknell. Towards the end of my senior year, she unexpectedly left the University. And by left, I mean fired. (Read more here)

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Basics
  "A Smile that warms you like sunshine"  
    I am a: 31 yr old woman  
    located in: Lewisburg, Pennsylvania, United States  
    looking for: Dating: 28 to 38-year old man  
    within 300 miles of Lewisburg, Pennsylvania, United States  
    relationships: Committed relationships but never married  
    my ethnicity: Black / African descent  
    body type: Curvy  
    height: 5’ 3” (160.0 cms)  
    sense of humor: Clever: Nothing’s better than a quick-witted comeback, Friendly: I’ll laugh at anything  
    About me and who I'd like to date  
        I'm a sexy SBPF who is down to earth, open minded and extremely positive. I am straight forward most times and pull no punches. I can be extremely honest, almost to a fault but my affectionate side will definately make up for it. I love to cook, read, dance and be close with that special someone. I`m looking for a friend, companion, and of course if all works together for the good...that special someone. So lets begin...if you are interested in getting to know me better just drop me a line and we'll see what happens

I'm looking to meet someone who can be my friend first but if all works for the good someone who can add to my life and that will grow together with me...intellectually, spiritually, emotionally, physically, etc. Someone who has a great sense of humor, a good heart, family values, is honest and has integrity. Someone who is open to share their thoughts, life and especially their heart.		  
  Appearance  
    height: 5’ 3” (160.0 cms)  
    eyes: Brown  
    hair: Black  
    body type: Curvy  
    body art: Pierced… but only ear(s)  
    best feature: A sweet spot not on the list  
  Interests  
    sense of humor: Clever: Nothing’s better than a quick-witted comeback, Friendly: I’ll laugh at anything  
    sports and exercise: Aerobics, Dancing, Walking / Hiking, Basketball, Bowling, Football  
    common interests: No Answer  
    favorite NBA team:
No Answer   
 
  Lifestyle  
    exercise habits: Exercise occasionally  
    daily diet: No Answer  
    smoke: No Way  
    drink: Gave it up  
    job: No Answer  
    income: No Answer  
    my place: Live with pets  
    have kids: None  
    want kids: Definitely  
        how many: None  
        willing to adopt: Possibly  
    pets:  
        I have: Cats  
        I don't have, but like: Dogs, Fish, Birds, Exotic pets  
        I don't like: No Answer  
  Background/Values  
    ethnicity: Black / African descent  
    faith: Christian / Other  
    education: Graduate degree  
        I hold a BS in accounting from St. Augustine's College and a M. Ed from University of Buffalo. PHD/EdD to follow(maybe)  
    languages: No Answer  
    politics: Middle of the Road  
  About My Date  
    hair: Any  
    eyes: Brown, Hazel, Black  
    height: 5’ 7” (170.2 cms) to 8’ 11” (271.8 cms)  
    body type: Any  
    languages: Any  
    ethnicity: Black / African descent, Latino / Hispanic, Pacific Islander, Native American  
    faith: Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Christian / Other, Spiritual but not religious  
    education: Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral  
    job: Any  
    income: Any  
    smoke: No Way  
    drink: Non-alcoholic beverages only, Social drinker, maybe one or two  
    relationships: Committed relationships but never married, Widowed, Divorced, Several committed relationships — but now single  
    have kids: None  
    want kids: Definitely  
    turn-ons: Flirting, Dancing, Brainiacs, Boldness / Assertiveness, Erotica, Candlelight  
    turn-offs: Skinny dipping, Sarcasm  
    perfect date:  
      Relaxed
Quiet cuisine shared in the unequalled comfort of home and served by the best chef in town — me		  
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