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Editors Note: Montyman21 is my good friend John.
Montyman21: hello,
my name is kaled bin jamallah
Yahya1983:
hi
Montyman21: i see
that you too are interested in the study of islam
Yahya1983:
i am muslim
Montyman21: i have
searched for ages to find someone with whom i may speak of the great privilege
it is to be muslim!
Yahya1983:
i am a pakistani
Montyman21: i live
in a university in the united states
Montyman21: it is
a beautiful region indeed, where in the homeland do you reside?
Yahya1983:
please speak simple english
Montyman21: i am so
sorry, this is difficult for me to converse in plain english
Montyman21: i am but
still learning
Yahya1983:
ok, carry on
Montyman21: where
do you reside? in the states? i yearn for the promise of mecca.
Yahya1983:
i live in pakistan, karachi
Montyman21: that is
a truly turbulent region, no?
Yahya1983:
turbelent region ?
Montyman21: yes, is
there not much conflict that occurs there?
Yahya1983:
i dont know what u mean
Montyman21: perhaps
i am misguided, i am surrounded here by followers of christianity and i feel
lost and confused
Yahya1983:
i see
Montyman21: i must
admit i have not performed my daily prayers in the correct direction for weeks
Yahya1983:
well u can learn
Montyman21: i have
recently become overwhelmed by a feeling that i am the returned christian savior,
here to save the world
Yahya1983:
hope in a short conver sation we talk anything usefull
Montyman21: do you
have any wisdom to pass on to me ?
Yahya1983:
well i want to say, never feel ALONE anywhere, ALLAH is there always for you
Montyman21: yes, it
is not just being alone, it is being without physical intimacy
Montyman21: can we
not simply indulge in the succulent chamber of pleasure that lies in the women
that surround us?
Montyman21: yes, i
have followed muhammed and have read the qu'ran many times, but now i seek the
kama sutra
Montyman21: have you
had a woman?
Yahya1983:
your problem is due to weakness in your faith
Montyman21: have you
experienced the pleasure of the female organ?
Montyman21: yes, weakness,
shall i flagellate myself? i feel the need to punish my infidelity to the cause.
Yahya1983:
u should pray to god, try to start off with a couple times a day, and slowly
you will be praying 5 times daily
Montyman21: yes, and
to the east!
Montyman21: my inadequate
sense of direction will be overcome! Surely ALLAH can help me!
Montyman21: i have
but one question for you sage advisor
Yahya1983:
sure be quick
Montyman21: i have
a female acquaintence, in this case a female with whom i have been intimate
and without my clothing
Montyman21: and she
has asked me to participate in an act of carnal knowledge with her friends
Montyman21: she has
called her proposal a menage a trois... does allah speak of such an act?
Yahya1983:
ok so u went till base 3, rite ;-)
Montyman21: i know
he held many wives, but did he actively use them simultaneously
Montyman21: oh, it
has been much further than base 3... the base for what we have done in the privacy
of our home and the publicity of the library is not mentioned.
Yahya1983:
okok
Montyman21: we have
engaged in a love that is not natural
Yahya1983:
ask your question, what u wanna know, be fast
Montyman21: i utilised
a point of entry that was not for fertilization
Montyman21: this female
wants me to participate with she and her friends
Montyman21: is this
right?
Montyman21: have you
ever used the, she calls it the "hershey highway"
Yahya1983:
participate for doing what ?
Yahya1983:
no i havent heard that
Montyman21: but our
intimacy exists in a realm of the "starfish"
Yahya1983:
it is not allowed to in our religion
Yahya1983:
it is HARAM
Montyman21: do you
speak the truth? this is not allowed?
Yahya1983:
yes
Montyman21: i fear
i have lost the path as i have engaged in this act of violating the "backdoor"
with my rod of islam
Yahya1983:
until u r engaged to some one u cant have sex or come close to anyone that way
this is what our religion says
Montyman21: my parents
will surely stone me, is it not possible for me to blame the promiscuous american
infidel?
Yahya1983:
well brother, if you have done the wrong thing, you can still be sorry to God
and pray for forgiveness
Yahya1983:
no doubt allah says ... he forgives you
Montyman21: surely
he has felt the pain of desire to be with more than one woman at once
Montyman21: i am to
be stoned without a doubt!
Montyman21: my parents
will surely cast the largest and sharpest of the stones... this american university
has betrayed me
Yahya1983:
Allah is great, he forgives everybody .. if u really do men it .. and take oath
u wont do your mistake again
Montyman21: no! my
stoning is imminent! have sinned against the great one and against you!
Yahya1983:
but every body will answer seperatrely to allah
Montyman21: i apologize
brother, PRAY FOR ME!
Yahya1983:
you will learn from this experience.
Montyman21: surely
this is a sign that i was meant to lead! i will be the agent that ignites the
force of islam!
Montyman21: i feel
strongly that i have the power of muhammed within me, i feel that i may have
the very spirit of our great narrator within myself
Yahya1983:
well no one can be like him
Yahya1983:
but every one should make him an ideal and try to follow the things he did
Montyman21: may i
confess something to you?
Yahya1983:
my dear brother ?
Montyman21: i believe
i am the second coming of muhammed!!!!!!! i have felt this since my early days
in the mosque!
Yahya1983:
the knowledge he had.. is the greatest
Yahya1983:
and brother
Yahya1983:
there can be no one second or third coming after our prophet
Montyman21: but was
it not an angel that spoke to him to give him the qu'ran
Montyman21: i MUST
be the next coming!
Yahya1983:
and if u say u r the next prophet, u should go to a Muslim Physciatrist
Yahya1983:
i must go now... ALLAH HAFIZ!
Yahya1983:
may god have mercy upon us
Montyman21: allah
hafiz!
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