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Editor's Note: So basically this is a two-piece convo. The first with KAPPSGURL and the second with her boyfriend AlphawolfCasey.
KAPPSGURL :
so popular belief is that you hold the key to internet fame?
harmless lil boy :
so says you.
KAPPSGURL :
that's a heavy load
KAPPSGURL :
and you don't even have to get naked on camera or anything? too bad, i would've
done it.
KAPPSGURL :
:-P
harmless lil boy :
well, maybe that
might help your fame, but I like to stay away from being a blatant slut.
KAPPSGURL :
hah, I don't need internet fame
KAPPSGURL :
I've got enough
harmless lil boy :
what about personal fame?
KAPPSGURL :
eh, i'm satisfied
KAPPSGURL :
after I tell you there's no nude pictures, would you still be interested in
seeing my web page?
harmless lil boy :
probably not, but you can try me anyways.
KAPPSGURL :
oh, very cool answer
KAPPSGURL :
are you too good for my web page? :-P
harmless lil boy :
Yes... is there a point to your rambling?
KAPPSGURL :
www.geocities.com/kappsgurl
Editor's
Note:
She has since taken down the section of the site that I looked at, but it was
called "Ex-Files." More or less, it was a list of all her
ex-boyfriends, sexual information about them and her current resentment towards
almost all of them. It made her look completely insane. Read on...
harmless lil boy :
um, you are nuts?
harmless lil boy :
Ex-files?
harmless lil boy :
Lady, what the fucking christ
harmless lil boy :
that makes you look completely and utterly desperate... not to mention creepy
as balls.
KAPPSGURL :
most people find it funny
KAPPSGURL :
that was the intention
harmless lil boy :
seriously though, i am not trying to be
an ass, but that makes you look sooo bad
harmless lil boy :
people arent laughing with you, i gaurantee
it.
KAPPSGURL :
I added that part a few years ago
harmless lil boy :
no really, like I said, I really dont want
to be an ass... but I think you are tremendously unstable at a mental level.
KAPPSGURL :
oh please
KAPPSGURL :
have a sense of humor
harmless lil boy :
I do, obviously I do with the line of internet
work I'm in.
harmless lil boy :
I just feel sorry for you...
harmless lil boy : if
any guy that you were currently dating were to see that, he would no doubt become
another "exfile"
KAPPSGURL :
well, I've had the same bf for nearly a year now
harmless lil boy :
if any girl i dated had a website that cataloged
her previous sexual involvement and subsequent distaste and anger for that individual,
I would run fast... very fast.
KAPPSGURL :
it isn't ALL my exes, just the really horrible ones
harmless lil boy :
well then, you are huge whore.
KAPPSGURL :
that's rather presumptious
harmless lil boy :
not really, half your descriptions
deal with sex...
and you are saying thats not all of them?
KAPPSGURL :
the fact is that I didn't have sex with any of them
harmless lil boy :
and from the likes of you and your website,
i'd say you have low self-esteem.... and therefore you probably put out very
easily in order to be loved, right?
KAPPSGURL :
now you're a therapist?
harmless lil boy :
I am the son of one, and I'm a sociology
major, and I am certified in analyzing psychos online because they seem to throw
themselves at me...
harmless lil boy : so
yes, I am certified to be your therapist.
KAPPSGURL :
what does it say about someone who puts his IM name on his web site then?
KAPPSGURL :
lonely? where's your friends?
harmless lil boy :
this isnt my real IM name lady. Its what
I use in order to control the masses of retarded people like yourself who would
try to occupy my time.
harmless lil boy : "Outside
of my internet life (is there such a thing?) " That is a quote from your
site.... seriously, what the hell message are you going for?
harmless lil boy : Perhaps:
Depressed whore who can't handle a relationship unless it is with a PC? Man,
that's fucking awful.
KAPPSGURL :
nevertheless, here you sit, in front of your computer, picking fights with people
who you think might care
harmless lil boy :
I am not picking a fight in the slightest.
harmless lil boy :
you were the one who sent me your website,
and I was being nice and actually looked at it...
harmless lil boy :
I'm not trying to pick a fight... I just
feel really really bad for you
KAPPSGURL :
and you quoted something meant to be taken as a joke
KAPPSGURL :
again, you have no sense of humor
harmless lil boy :
you don't imply sarcasm, wit or satire anywhere
on your site.
KAPPSGURL :
and again, I've only had sex with one person in my life
harmless lil boy : its
not that I lack a sense of humor, you just failed miserably at properly conveying
your thoughts in a humorous way
harmless lil boy :
instead of being funny, you come off as creepy, depressed and pathetic.
KAPPSGURL :
most of the guys I dated on that page broke up with me because I WOULN"t
put out for them
harmless lil boy :
apparently I got into a touchy subject with
the whore reference because you wont drop it even though i havent mentioned
it in like 10 Lines
KAPPSGURL :
you are the one who keeps using the "whore" name
harmless lil boy :
10 lines ago... hop with it
KAPPSGURL :
what brings out this hatred toward someone you don't even know
harmless lil boy :
its not hatred!
harmless lil boy :
its serious remorse. I feel so awful for you
KAPPSGURL :
oh right, I must have missed that part
harmless lil boy :
I am serious
harmless lil boy :
if
I ever personally knew someone who made a site like yours and subconsciously
(or not) ripped themselves apart on it, i would tell them to seek help.
KAPPSGURL :
no, you're not, because i guess YOU'RE sarcasm IS better than mine and more
evident
harmless lil boy :
naturally, it is.
harmless lil boy : I
am the famous internet celebrity, while you are the psycho oddball IMing me.
harmless lil boy :
If you were totally sweet and funny then perhaps I would be the one IMing you...
harmless lil boy : but
no, instead you are a creeepy, odd looking creature.
KAPPSGURL :I've
never hear anyone call themself an "internet celebrity"
harmless lil boy :
stop making webpages about how you
hate yourself and can't hold down a serious boyfriend... and STEP INTO THE LIGHT
KAPPSGURL :don't
you pay attention, I just told you I've had the same bf for nearly a year
harmless lil boy :
lady, judging from my earlier clinical
assessment, i really think you are just making up this "boyfriend"
to feel better about yourself
KAPPSGURL :
alphawolfcasey is his name, he's on AIM right now
harmless lil boy :
Alpha Wolfe... oh my god.
harmless lil boy : I
bet he is some dork loser who finds the need to show his "alpha" superiority
online. This should be a fucking trip...
Editor's Note: So naturally, I then targeted her boyfriend.
harmless lil boy :
Hello there?
harmless lil boy :
yo yo yo...
harmless lil boy :
I was just wondering... more or less, your girlfriend IMed me, made me look
at her website, to which I noticed that she had something called "Ex-Files"
on it, which basically detailed all the cocks she's slobbed. Are you comfortable
with this?
AlphawolfCasey :
indeed
harmless lil boy :
call me crazy, but how in
the hell would you be comfortable with that?
AlphawolfCasey :
she tells me you made fun of her? called her a whore? saying that you are a
self proclaiming internet celebrity?
harmless lil boy :
correct sir.
AlphawolfCasey :
and I don't even know who you are
harmless lil boy :
Harmless lil boy is the
name, trouble is my game.
harmless lil boy :
to be honest, your girlfriend
IMed me some sexually devious shit.
AlphawolfCasey :
i highly doubt she would do that.
harmless lil boy :
no, really though... I am
pretty sure your bitch is INSANE.
harmless lil boy :
how can you date a girl
like that with the Ex-files bit?
harmless lil boy :
you have a visual log of
every guy who has ever stuck his penis into your girlfriend... isn't that a
bit troublesome?
AlphawolfCasey :
eh, its having a sense of humor about a bad run of ex-bf's
harmless lil boy :
dude, c'mon now.
AlphawolfCasey :
and I am comfortable with her to not be jealous.
harmless lil boy :
well, I guess I can't change your opinion... but you should also know that she
was coming on to me innapropriately... you dont care about that?
harmless lil boy :
maybe she is gonna send
your ass to the exfiles soon?!
AlphawolfCasey
:
she did not come onto you, she's not like that.
harmless
lil boy :
oh
no? read this then:
KAPPSGURL
:
so popular belief is that you
hold the key to internet fame?
harmless lil boy :
so says you.
KAPPSGURL :
that's a heavy load
KAPPSGURL :
and you don't even have to get naked on camera or anything? too bad, i would've
done it.
harmless lil boy :
See, I told you dude. How
can you put up with that shit?
harmless lil boy : get
your woman in check bro, lay the smack down for christs sake,
she is overly
flirtatious with random dudes on the internet... she's obviously a slutbag.
harmless lil boy :
good thing I am an honest
guy and felt a moralistic sense to tell you
harmless lil boy :
You are silent... but why?
AlphawolfCasey :
shut the fuck up man, she didn't really say that.
harmless lil boy :
I
can send you the entire conversation if you like, not copy and pasted?
harmless lil boy
wants to directly connect .
harmless lil boy :
accept, i will send you the file
AlphawolfCasey :
dude, fuck off. you are most likely a dude in his mid to late teens that can't
find a girlfriend so spends his time being a emo blogger and calling his crap
funny when no one is actually buying it for the price of shit
harmless lil boy :
http://modifiedliving.com
harmless lil boy :
I'm kind of a big deal around here...
harmless lil boy :
Any other assumptions I
can shoot down?
harmless lil boy :
regardless of my status..
you should be worried about your bitch being a certified hoe-bag. She is IMing
random dudes, talking mad sexy shit!
harmless lil boy :
FURTHERMORE, she has a website
that chronologs all the cock that's been up in her during her lifetime!
harmless lil boy :
and it seems like you could
care less.
AlphawolfCasey :
suck my left nut you scrawny looking bitch
harmless lil boy :
ooooh, temper temper...
let's not get hostile
AlphawolfCasey :
bullshit, this is fucking gay.
AlphawolfCasey :
and from the look of your pictures on your site, you are some gayboy frat guy
who likes it in the butt.
harmless lil boy :
haha. the only one who probably
"likes it in the butt" would be your whore of a girlfriend. Gosh,
sucks to be you. The thougt of all those other dudes, touching her, carressing
her, whispering naughty thoughts in her ear, nibbling on her neck.. MAN, that
must be driving you NUTS!
AlphawolfCasey :
you are such a bitch and you probably have chlamydia
harmless lil boy :
haha, get with the times,
STDS ROCK
harmless lil boy :
besides, your gf has given enough hummers to random
fuckers that I think you should be more worried about the little bumps on YOUR
genitals, not mine.
AlphawolfCasey :
whatever dude, i don't want to talk about this anymore. I'm working, I have
shit to do.
harmless lil boy :
sure... or you perfer to
be IGNORANT to the SLUTERY OF YOUR WHORE OF A GF
harmless lil boy :
she sucks wang like a bukakke porn queen, has low self esteem, and has a website
which details her depression and lack of self concept...
harmless lil boy :
and to top that all off, her boyfriend (that's you) is a complete gutless wonder!
AlphawolfCasey :
quit fucking msging me every half second, I said I don't want to talk about
this anymore.
harmless lil boy :
whatever floats your boat and/or rocks your cock.
harmless lil boy :
enjoy the Ex-files queen, you earned her!
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