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Editors Note: I am HoneyDooMelons - my female alter ego.

HoneyDooMelons : hey
AGT Rookie : ?
HoneyDooMelons : it says in your buddy interest that you like martial arts
AGT Rookie : yes
HoneyDooMelons : well, in that case.. i challenge you to a fight
AGT Rookie : what? I don't think so
HoneyDooMelons : why not?
AGT Rookie : i dont know you
HoneyDooMelons : does it matter Grasshopper? What style do you practice?
AGT Rookie : Im sorry, I am training
HoneyDooMelons : well what better way to put your training to the test
AGT Rookie : Well, Ju-Jitsu for starters (akido, judo, karate) and Im learning Win Chung
HoneyDooMelons : ahh, a plethera of techniques.... you will be a good match
AGT Rookie : You are crazy, where u from?
HoneyDooMelons : i asked you first Egg Roll Warrior
AGT Rookie : oh u did ask.... Brooklyn NY
HoneyDooMelons : alright, then it is settled, i will travel to Brooklyn this weekend and we shall do battle
AGT Rookie : I really dont think so
AGT Rookie : where are you from?
HoneyDooMelons : it is irrelevant
AGT Rookie : And may I ask your age and your gender?
HoneyDooMelons : we must do battle to determine your worth as a true fighter
AGT Rookie : I never claimed I was a true fighter
AGT Rookie : The Martial Arts aren't about fighting... I dont know how to fight, I just know when to
HoneyDooMelons : I'm 21, female
HoneyDooMelons : that makes NO sense... dont try to wax philospohical with me Praying Mantis....
AGT Rookie : Im 20 male... so where are you from
HoneyDooMelons : I will destory you like I was godzilla
HoneyDooMelons : PA, which will not be far to travel and DESTROY YOU
AGT Rookie : i find this funny, why me? How do you know anything about me?
HoneyDooMelons : I don't. I go around finding people through the Buddy Wizard of Instant Messenger who are interested in Martial Arts and challenge them to fights.
HoneyDooMelons : I am 34-2-1 in my conquest
AGT Rookie : Is this a joke? Seriously... cause I'll just get my boy to spar you after me... lol... you may last 15 seconds!
AGT Rookie : my boy is a monk ... studied Muy Thai for 18 years
HoneyDooMelons : 2 on 1 battle, very unorthodox, but I accept your challenge
AGT Rookie : umm... master of 3 of the 5 deadly animals
HoneyDooMelons : monk? that does not frighten me ! ! !
AGT Rookie : Horse, Tiger, & Dragon
HoneyDooMelons : What about Platypus, Donkey and StingRay?
AGT Rookie : what form is that?
HoneyDooMelons : aren't you familiar with those? they are the lost 3, and I have mastered THEM ALL
AGT Rookie : yeah ok, i'm sure
HoneyDooMelons : aparently you do not take my threat with concern
HoneyDooMelons : this shall be your demise little one
AGT Rookie : why should i?
AGT Rookie : seriously if ya wanna chat, make friends thats cool
HoneyDooMelons : Your ignorance fills me with RAGE, I WILL DESTORY YOU.
HoneyDooMelons : I do not want to chat, I want that 35th notch on my belt of destruction
HoneyDooMelons : I will own you
AGT Rookie : lol
HoneyDooMelons : put you in a cage, and have small children litter you with thier laughter and finger pointing
AGT Rookie : are u some butch lesbian who is going through her period? I mean, you seem hostile
HoneyDooMelons : so now you assume all gays are hostile
HoneyDooMelons : i shall beat you once for your homophobia, you ignorant maggot
AGT Rookie : lol
HoneyDooMelons : you will not be lauging when I attack you with my fists of fury
AGT Rookie : yeah, but i am a peaceful person
HoneyDooMelons : its hard to be peaceful when I make you eat asphalt
AGT Rookie : LoL... you got a pic?
HoneyDooMelons : one second
AGT Rookie : so I can see who's ass is gettin the whoopin
HoneyDooMelons wants to directly connect .
AGT Rookie is now directly connected .
HoneyDooMelons :
HoneyDooMelons : you will feel my fury, I am 230 lbs of Karate Killer
AGT Rookie : damn u ugly...
HoneyDooMelons : where i lack in aesthetic appearance I make up in pure ass kicking
AGT Rookie : Alright, I am sort of frightened, I am leaving now.
HoneyDooMelons : We shall meet one day, if not this life, then another my young Grasshopper....