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Editor's
note (August 18, 2008): Apparently
all this Micahel Phelps mania has led people back to this old post. I
assure you, it's 100% real. Congrats to Phelps... hopefully now he'll
be able to bang the chick he was talking about in this conversation. >>
For those interested, here are more of my
AIM Annoyance conversations. Editor's
note (May 10, 2005):
A fan
of this site got me Michael Phelps' screen name from some girl he knew
who was a childhood friend of the Olympic swimmer. This is in fact his
actual screen name, however, he has blocked everyone who is not on his
Buddy List. |
harmless lil boy:
rumor has it that this is Michael Phelps?
harmless lil boy: care to set that rumor
straight?
miiikeymiiikey: whos this
harmless lil boy:
No one you know, obviously.
harmless lil boy:
just a curious college kid with more than enough time on his hands
harmless lil boy:
so what's the verdict?
miiikeymiiikey: where
did you get this sn
harmless lil boy:
An anonymous source gave it to me, claimed that you were Michael Phelps
harmless lil boy:
a simple yes or no would suffice.
miiikeymiiikey: who was
it
harmless lil boy:
All questions Miiikey, no answers.
harmless lil boy:
Are in you in fact michael phelps?
harmless lil boy:
simple question I think.
miiikeymiiikey: this is
gay
harmless lil boy:
So Michael Phelps is a gay basher? Why is this gay?
harmless lil boy:
Are you or are you not Michael Phelps?
miiikeymiiikey: because,
youre allowed to ask me questions and expect me to waste my time answering them,
but you wont even do me the courtesy of answering mine
harmless lil boy:
Because I have only asked one question, and have gotten no response
harmless lil boy:
When you answer mine, I will answer yours.
harmless lil boy:
simple.
harmless lil boy:
so...
miiikeymiiikey: my name
is michael phelps. my friends call me mikey.
miiikeymiiikey: where
did you get my screen name
harmless lil boy:
Are you michael phelps the olympic swimmer, that was the question
miiikeymiiikey: yes i
swim
miiikeymiiikey: where
did you get this screen name
harmless lil boy: are you THE olympic
swimmer?
miiikeymiiikey: yes, where
the hell did you get my screen name
harmless lil boy:
Well, congrats on all those medals kind sir.
harmless lil boy:
Well, a fan of mine gave me your screen name.
miiikeymiiikey: a fan
of yours? who is this
harmless lil boy:
I happen to also be famous, although not to the extent of yourself, but in terms
of the college world and the internet, I am quite well known.
harmless lil boy:
http://modifiedliving.com
harmless lil boy:
Like I said, a fan of mine gave me your screen name.
miiikeymiiikey: he emailed
it to you or what?
harmless lil boy:
no, IMed
miiikeymiiikey: because
i have been getting a lot of weird ims today
harmless lil boy:
Ha
miiikeymiiikey: im going
to have to block everyone thats not on my buddy list
harmless lil boy:
well, your screen name was actually posted online for a little...
miiikeymiiikey: give me
a fucking break
harmless lil boy:
but then I was informed that this screen name was not yours
miiikeymiiikey: your kidding
harmless lil boy:
but then you just confirmed that it was in fact you
harmless lil boy:
so we are left with a bit of a problem
harmless lil boy:
do i respect the wishes of an olympian, or do I go about my selfish ways and
post your screen name?
miiikeymiiikey: was this
kids name steve? bc my girl just told me she thinks she knows who is behind
all this shit
harmless lil boy:
Why would your girl be giving out your screen name, thats not very "your
girl" of her to be doing.
harmless lil boy:
tramp.
miiikeymiiikey: no, shes
my best friend from home. she had an away message up with an im id sent her
and apparently he figured the shit out on his own.
miiikeymiiikey: but she
knows your site
harmless lil boy:
Like I said, everyone knows my site, I'm famous.
miiikeymiiikey: shes in
a sorority
harmless lil boy:
As are most of my fan base.
miiikeymiiikey: she was
just telling me about it like 2 days ago
miiikeymiiikey: she thinks
its hilarious
harmless lil boy:
It is hilarious, she had good taste in humor.
miiikeymiiikey: shes got
good taste in a lot of things
harmless lil boy:
Does that mean you've taken her to pound town?
miiikeymiiikey: i wish
harmless lil boy:
Dude, you are an olympian, you should be getting crazy boy band ass.
miiikeymiiikey: she knows
the real me
miiikeymiiikey: weve been
friends for 12 years you know
harmless lil boy:
I mean, you did have that minor DUI bump in the road, but I think that shouldn't
detract from your "Hey I'm michael phelps, suck my cock" game.
harmless lil boy:
oh, so she’s one of the girls who was there before the MP bandwagon train
rolled into town?
miiikeymiiikey: yeah shes
the fuckin love of my life..ha.
miiikeymiiikey: shes turned
me down dozens of times
miiikeymiiikey: she keeps
getting hotter. i cant stop.
harmless lil boy:
why don’t you just show up to her house, completely ass naked, wearing
your gold medals? if that doesn’t work, then I don’t know what will.
miiikeymiiikey: shed kick
me in the balls and lock me out in the cold
harmless lil boy:
does she have a boyfriend?
miiikeymiiikey: uh she
did
miiikeymiiikey: he died
miiikeymiiikey: so its
weird
harmless lil boy:
Because I know people, we can make him disappear
harmless lil boy:
ooooh, nevermind then
miiikeymiiikey: ha yeah
harmless lil boy:
looks like that was already taken care of.
harmless lil boy:
well, sorry to hear that
miiikeymiiikey: it happens
miiikeymiiikey: fucking
war..you know
harmless lil boy:
yeh, crazy times we live in.
miiikeymiiikey: im not
supposed to talk about it
miiikeymiiikey: but i
have opinions
harmless lil boy:
why aren’t you allowed to talk about the war?
harmless lil boy:
is there some list of things that a public figure isn’t allowed to discuss?
miiikeymiiikey: yeah kind
of
harmless lil boy:
like war, midget gang bangs, what else?
miiikeymiiikey: HA
harmless lil boy:
Here’s a question: what was you BAC when you got busted for your DUI?
harmless lil boy:
wait, are you even 21?
miiikeymiiikey: im 19
harmless lil boy:
jesus, I think your parents fed you steroids
miiikeymiiikey: haha
harmless lil boy:
Didn't they take away your Wheaties sponsorship for that shit?
miiikeymiiikey: they took
a few things away
harmless lil boy:
If I were your agent/publicist, I would have you marketing Colt 45 or Old English
40 oz's…
miiikeymiiikey: shit hit
the fan
harmless lil boy:
You could be making millions! “I’m Michael Phelps, and when I’m
not dominating the world wearing my Speedo, I’m drunk off Colt 45, and
driving around town looking for sluts.”
miiikeymiiikey: haha
miiikeymiiikey: i was
just told to stop iming you
miiikeymiiikey: so i gotta
go
miiikeymiiikey: sorry
harmless lil boy:
haha, told by who?
harmless lil boy:
the girl?
harmless lil boy:
haha, what's her screen name
harmless lil boy:
let me chat her up
miiikeymiiikey: ***"CENSORED"****
miiikeymiiikey: oh im
a fuckin idiot. shes going to kill me
miiikeymiiikey: but yeah
she said youd post this on your site
miiikeymiiikey: so i gotta
roll dude
harmless lil boy:
hahah
harmless lil boy:
well, she is a smart, smart girl
miiikeymiiikey: fuck
miiikeymiiikey: all right
bye
>>
For those interested, here are many more of my AIM
Annoyance conversations.
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