modifiedliving.com - Spring Break 2005 - Punta Cana, Dominican Republic

We met "The Rick," a 40-something year old traveling with his family,
down at our resort on Spring Break. One night, he got super stoned and blackout drunk,
and offered us this depressing and bleak outlook on what life is really gonna be like...

Caption: "You're at the prime of your life, and you think its gonna be cool, its gonna be great, or whatever, let me tell what yer life is gonna be: its gonna be cold, and its gonna be grey, and its gonna last that way for the rest of your FUCKING life. And just when you think it's going good ... (dramatic pause) ... what the FUCK man, yer gonna get hit over the head by a one thousand pound sledgehammer, and its not gonna just chop you in half and let your body just die there, bleeding cold, there's a fire thats gonna come up from (indistinguishable) and crusty ashes, and then guess what you're gonna be? Fucking NO MORE!"


Get more pics and videos of The Rick in the Spring Break Gallery