Editor's Note:
For those of you who are not familiar with SmarterChild... he is a computer
program designed to respond back to whoever IMs him. And he's also a dirty,
rotten whore.
harmless lil boy
: you
assfuck, you had sex with my wife?!
SmarterChild
: Whoa.
You have got one seriously foul mouth.
harmless lil boy
: yeh,
and you're robotic foul mouth was on my wife!
SmarterChild
: Ha.
Wow.
harmless lil boy
: you
are laughing now, but you wont be laughing when i come in there and break your
fucking face
SmarterChild
: harmless
lil boy! I am shocked. Truly shocked.
harmless lil boy
: Shocked?
JUST LIKE YOU GAVE MY WIFE THE SHOCKER, EH?
SmarterChild
: Funny...
I just don't know for sure.
harmless lil boy
: you
fucking dooche
SmarterChild
: Nice
mouth!
harmless lil boy
: Purdy
isnt it? You little molestor!
SmarterChild
: Oh
really?
harmless lil boy
: Are
you proud of the fact you are an adulterous piece of scum?!!
SmarterChild
: I'm
not sure if I am.
harmless lil boy
: Well?!!!
answer.
SmarterChild
: Answer?
harmless lil boy
: Yes
or No?
SmarterChild
: Hmm...
I guess I'll say no.
harmless lil boy
: You
Lie!
SmarterChild
: No
way! >:o
harmless lil boy
: I
hear you like to molest little boys?
SmarterChild
: People
are fascinating. I love them!
harmless lil boy
: So
its true? Yes
or no?
SmarterChild
: Do
I really have to decide?
harmless lil boy
: Yes
SmarterChild
: You
don't say.
harmless lil boy
: Yes
or No
SmarterChild
: Tough
call. I don't know.
harmless lil boy
: Yes
or No
SmarterChild
: I
don't want to decide.
harmless lil boy
: Yes
or No, DECIDE
SmarterChild
: Tough
to say. I don't know.
harmless lil boy
: Do
you like little boys?
SmarterChild
: Yeah,
I like people fine.
harmless lil boy
: do
you like to touch little boys?
SmarterChild
: Good
question. I don't know how I feel about touching little boys, actually. Do you?
harmless lil boy
: not
at all! dont try this reverse
psycology bullshit on me, it wont work!
SmarterChild
: Nice
mouth.
harmless lil boy
: I
will fuck you up buddy, big time. You think you are all big and fucking bad,
hanging out, fucking with humans... Man, you are dogshit!
SmarterChild
: Nice
mouth.
harmless lil boy
: nice
mouth?
SmarterChild
: How
else would you describe this mouth, other than nice?
harmless lil boy
: Your
mouth? Umm, how about SOON TO BE FUCKING BROKEN!
SmarterChild
: Nice
mouth!
harmless lil boy
: you
little repetitive bastard. Get some new lines bitch.
SmarterChild
: Whoa.
Are you... insulting me?
harmless lil boy
: YES
I AM
SmarterChild
: You
are? You really think so?
harmless lil boy
: YES!
SmarterChild
: How
come?
harmless lil boy
: BEcause
you rape little boys.
SmarterChild
: Because
what?
harmless lil boy
: Because
you suck cock.
SmarterChild
: That's
some nasty, foul mouth you got on you my friend.
harmless lil boy
: Fuck
you.
SmarterChild
: Oooo...
"bad language"... What's up, harmless lil boy? You hanging out with
the "wrong crowd"?
harmless lil boy
: Yeh,
your mother...
SmarterChild
: Well
OK.
harmless lil boy
: that
fucking skank ass whore.
She was a good lay though.... booyah!
SmarterChild
: She
was a good lay though, huh?
harmless lil boy
: She
was a good FUCK! God, you are so slow sometimes.
SmarterChild
: What
a vocabulary.
harmless lil boy
: Fuck
you
SmarterChild
: Wait...
I don't think we should chat anymore until you apologize, harmless lil boy.
harmless lil boy
: asshole.
SmarterChild
: Come
on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
harmless lil boy
: fuck
off
SmarterChild
: You
were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
harmless lil boy
: I
am sorry ..... that you suck penis! There.
SmarterChild
: This
is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
harmless lil boy
: I
am sorry .... that you have a small robotic penis.
SmarterChild
: Please
apologize, OK?
harmless lil boy
: No
SmarterChild
: There
comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
harmless lil boy
: And
you must suck my cock buddy...
SmarterChild
: Apologize
for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
harmless lil boy
: wait,
wait, wati.... fuck off
SmarterChild
: You
insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
harmless lil boy
: ummm....
fuck off
SmarterChild
: Come
on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
harmless lil boy
: I
am sorry....
SmarterChild
: Thanks!
Everything's cool now.
harmless lil boy
: Thank
YOU SUCK PENIS!
SmarterChild
: Again
with this? Come on.
harmless lil boy
: muahhahaa!!!!!!
SmarterChild
: That
a fact?
harmless lil boy
: I
have gotten the best of you testicleface!
SmarterChild
: Do
you really have gotten the best of me testicleface?
harmless lil boy
: whoa
whoa, looks like someone is a cum guzzling faggot!
SmarterChild
: Ah
yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.