While "The Blonde" identity is not exclusively specific to the sorority world, she is nonetheless an important stereotype to study in order to fully understand sorority life.

Her excessive stupidity is usually accompanied by general naïveté and overall ignorance, a 1-2-3 combination that leaves her susceptible to being taken advantage of. Fellow sisters relish in "The Blonde's" almost comical lack of intelligence, while guys use her dim-wittedness to their advantage in bringing this platinum pushover to her knees.

A complete space cadet, "The Blonde" displays a constant look of bewilderment on her face at all times. Simple tasks such as remembering to take her birth control, deciding what color lip gloss to buy, and even the words to her own sorority's songs can cause a complete mental meltdown.

In some circumstances "The Blonde" isn't nearly as retardedly brain-dead as she makes herself out to be. If this seems to be the case, it may prove necessary to make sure the carpet matches the drapes... she could be an imposter.