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It's
a well-documented fact that a large number of sorority
girls just love cocaine. With their unlimited
access to Daddy's bank account, or in some instances
the embezzled cash from the sorority's social funds,
affording this pricey habit is never a problem.
Enter
the "Cokehead" - everyone's favorite cracked-out
sorority girl. Typically
more yipped than John Belushi at a Columbian birthday
party, the "Cokehead" is overly talkative,
twitching nervously and incessantly smoking cigarettes.
She's often one of the last people at a party considering
her all-night coke benders wouldn't permit her to sleep
even if she tried to. Not
only does the "devil's dandruff" give her
an extra boost of energy for those late nights of drinking,
partying and Frat Guy fornication, but it also makes
a wonderful appetite supressant - thus helping to maintain
her warped perception of body image.
Even
though cocaine usage is highly illegal and isn't as
socially acceptable as it was back in the 80s, the "Cokehead"
doesn't hide the fact she loves hitchin' up the reindeer
for some powdery sleigh rides. And hey, if you play
your cards right, she just might blow you for an eightball.
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