It's a well-documented fact that a large number of sorority girls just love cocaine. With their unlimited access to Daddy's bank account, or in some instances the embezzled cash from the sorority's social funds, affording this pricey habit is never a problem.

Enter the "Cokehead" - everyone's favorite cracked-out sorority girl. Typically more yipped than John Belushi at a Columbian birthday party, the "Cokehead" is overly talkative, twitching nervously and incessantly smoking cigarettes. She's often one of the last people at a party considering her all-night coke benders wouldn't permit her to sleep even if she tried to. Not only does the "devil's dandruff" give her an extra boost of energy for those late nights of drinking, partying and Frat Guy fornication, but it also makes a wonderful appetite supressant - thus helping to maintain her warped perception of body image.

Even though cocaine usage is highly illegal and isn't as socially acceptable as it was back in the 80s, the "Cokehead" doesn't hide the fact she loves hitchin' up the reindeer for some powdery sleigh rides. And hey, if you play your cards right, she just might blow you for an eightball.