While eating disorders are prevalent on most college campuses, they seem to run overly rampant in the sorority world due to the pressures of beauty, perfection and competition over eligible bachelors. To that effect, almost every sorority has one or two girls that can be characterized as the "Eating Disorder." Their typical diet consists of salad, bottled water, starvation, and the occassional splash of Frat Guy love juice.

In some circumstances, the "Eating Disorder" has decided against the ever-popular route of anorexia in favor of bulimic overhaul. It doesn't matter if she eats her bodyweight in fried foods, chocolate and other tasty treats so long as she gives her tonsils a ticklin' in order to upchuck those silly calories. In many cases, the "Eating Disorder" is so dedicated to her cause that she'll spend hours each day at the gym, calculating the exact amount of calories she needs to burn to be Calista Flockhart's body double.

Even though the "Eating Disorder's" condition is widely apparent to anyone with half a brain, her fellow sisters rarely confront her about it, because, let's be honest... being skinny is hot.