It's almost an unspoken requirement that every sorority have at least one token "Fat Girl" in their chapter at any given time. Now, we're not talking about chubby girls or those who are genetically thwarted with a larger frame. The "Fat Girl" is no mere middleweight, she's a full-blown porker whose size noticeably dwarfs all those around her.

Often mistaken for "some fat bitch who ate a real sorority girl and stole her lettered t-shirt," the "Fat Girl" is the fattest of the fat. Usually a result of a legacy bid, this plumper would not be able to acheive any sense of popularity through her own merits.

Once she has become a sister, the "Fat Girl" often adopts an attitude of superiority, whereby manifesting her fat rage in the new belief that she is popular, or at the very least, better than those girls not in a sorority.

Unfortunately, the "Fat Girl" fails to realize that her supposed "sisters" really don't like her as a true friend - rather, they simply hang out with her so they look all the skinnier by comparison. Sorry fatty, life's tough, go have another Michelob Ultra.