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The
"Goody-Goody" provides a fresh breath of moral
decency to the lecherous, drunken and sexually-deviant
atmosphere of your typical sorority. Your
stereotypical "Goody-Goody" is often
involved in a long-term relationship, and is thereby
able to avoid the slutty perception usually attached
to sorority girls.
The
"Goody-Goody" always aims to please,
often putting others before her own personal needs.
She avoids gossip and the rumor mill, usually attempting
to distance herself from confrontation all together.
The
countless hours spent in the library perfecting her
unblemished academic record usually limit her involvement
in classic sorority fare - shopping excursions, excessive
trips to the tanning booth, and recuperating after last
night's "Slutty Schoolgirls" mixer.
In
fact, the "Goody-Goody" usually volunteers
to be the designated driver, as she rarely drinks for
fear of losing her inhibitions. Furthermore, the three
to five beers it takes to get her drunk would clearly
upset the harmonious balance of her carefully structured
and highly monitored diet.
Odds
are she'll end up with a loving husband and 1.5 kids
in some idyllic suburban setting... until she falls
head over heels for Juan Carlos, her well-endowed Puerto
Rican poolboy.
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