The "Promiscuous Whore" is perhaps the main reason sorority girls hold such a slutty reputation in the college world. Her accomplishments aren't measured in the realm of academia, rather by the number of guys she's screwed in the past week. Given this, her identity is largely, if not completely, based on her sexual appetite and Kama Sutra-like carnal knowledge.

Her evenings are spent prowling the party scene, eyeing up which lucky man will get to bang her six ways from Sunday in exchange for her most recent batch of pubic lice. Simply stated, the "Promiscuous Whore" has gobbled more cock than a low-budget bukkake porn star.

For the "Promiscuous Whore," nothing sexual strikes her as too taboo. Anal? Not a problem - any orifice is fair game. 2-on-1 Frat Guy tag-team action? Puhlease, she's been riding the gangbang train since her freshman year of high school. Hell, she's even been known to enjoy the occasional donkey-punch.

Through her numerous sexual encounters the "Promiscuous Whore" has acquired every college STD in the book - and, in many cases, has had to call home to Mommy for at least one abortion. Oddly enough, although her sexual history and STD record are well-known by all, there never seems to be a shortage of guys willing to become yet another notch on her bedpost.

Men, beware: even though the "Promiscuous Whore" is a guaranteed easy latenight fuck, you may want to consider the drawbacks of the genital warts she will undoubtedly give you. If you still decide to indulge in her overly-trafficked fallopian highway, it's recommended that you double-bag it and use two condoms.