StarTrek727
: Hello
my Sci-Fi friend. How goes the intergalactic battle?
JediKnightX
: hey there,
who are you?
StarTrek727
: You
don't know me... I read in your buddy profile that you are a StarWars fan...
nice screen name by the way.
JediKnightX
: um, yeh thanks.
Your screen name is pretty unoriginal, don't you think?
StarTrek727
: I'm
only professing my love for Star Trek, you have a problem with that punk?
StarTrek727
: its
not like Star Wars is cooler than Star Trek.. Star Wars sucks ass.
JediKnightX
: excuse me, you
are insulting the very essence of what I stand for, the nobility of the Jedi
way and what it means to be a true Star Wars fan.
StarTrek727
: Everyone
knows that in a fight, Star Trek would put a beat down to Star Wars
JediKnightX
: Are you joking
me? There is substantial empirical and theoretical data supporting Star Wars
dominance
JediKnightX
: Don't test me
young man, I would blow your feeble mind away.
StarTrek727
: You
smell bad.
StarTrek727
: Do
you have a pony tail? I bet you do... those are so Star Wars. Do you think George
Lucas is pretty?
StarTrek727
: Would
you " blow" me away with the Force? That is pretty cool though, like
when they move stuff with their minds, So BADASS. Can you do that?
JediKnightX
: If you continue
to offer me gibberish I will be foreced to end this conversation.
StarTrek727
: I
bet you have a purdy mouth.
JediKnightX
: Alright, it's
clear you don't care to try my knowledge. Leave me.
StarTrek727
: Hey...
JediKnightX
: what?
StarTrek727
: Alright,
you want to fight, Lets RUMBLE biatch.
JediKnightX
: Hit me with
anything you've got.
StarTrek727
: First
off... #1 Star Trek didnt have any gay characters, what do you say in defense
of your precious Jar Jar Binks, that guy was a flamer. You'd probably like to
have hot Jar Jar man-love with him, eh?
JediKnightX
: I call that
a pitiful argument of a desperate Trekkie. You obviously understand no
core data about logistics, weaponry, shielding, etc.
StarTrek727
: Au
contraire my little semantic whore.
StarTrek727
: While
I may not be a diehard wackjob... studying episodes, transcripts, blueprints
like yourself, I do have some key points to establish for Star Trek superiority.
JediKnightX
: Let's hear em.
StarTrek727
: One
quick question, do you touch yoursef when you think of Darth Vader with his
mask off? He is so cute.
JediKnightX
: I grow tired
of you.
StarTrek727
: #2,
Worf would kill Chewbacca in a fight. Your dude is all hair, no muscle.
StarTrek727
: Pure
street fight, no lasers, no little Star Wars gadgets.... just raw POWER. Your
wookie would die to my Klingon!
JediKnightX
: Chewbacca would
tower over Worf, by at least a foot and a half. Besides, his physical dominance
is clearly shown through out the Star War movies, while Worf's power is roughly
equivolent to about 2.5 men.
StarTrek727
: You
are forgetting one fact kind sir....
JediKnightX
: what's that?
StarTrek727
: I
would have Worf so juiced up on steroids and pain killers he would feel no pain...
you would feel the PAIN sucka.
JediKnightX
: You are such
a child... Here's a topic for you: Spaceship 1 on 1 battles. Star Wars'
tactical warships would handle anything Star Trek could offfer.
StarTrek727
: Tactical
warships? Is that a new warship that gives you handjobs?
StarTrek727
: Are
you a hairy person, I imagine all the Star Wars guys as really hairy.
JediKnightX
: You really make
no sense
StarTrek727
: Hey!
You watch your tone with me Han Solo, don't make me go call my Trekkie Mafia..
we would F you up. Me, Picard, Data, Worf... god, we'd be a Wrecking crew.
JediKnightX
: I see you dabble
in the realm of insanity. Well, as much fun as this has been, I must be off.
StarTrek727
: Wait...
I am sorry.... I am being childish and immature. I admit it.
StarTrek727
: I
have no friends, my mom and dad keep me locked in the basement... on account
of my Albinoism. Do you know how hard it is to be a pale faced freak?!
JediKnightX
: Are you serious?
It's okay, I didn't realize that.
StarTrek727
: I'll
let you go, although I have one more point... hear me out please.
JediKnightX
: sure thing.
StarTrek727
: Lets
assume that you are right about Star Wars being superior. That they would stomp
Star Trek on all the technobabble shit you have discussed... That you, JediKnightX,
are much better suited to do battle then the likes of... a childish, Albino
freak. I will throw in the towell to these facts... but one true question remains...
one which will settle it all:
JediKnightX
: What's that?
StarTrek727
: Do
you have man-boobs?
JediKnightX
: Goodbye.
StarTrek727
: Live
long and prosper my friend... live long and prosper!