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Editors Note: This guy IMed me because I verbally abused some random girl who IMed me earlier in the day

YellowSuccess : you got a problem with Lauren?
harmless lil boy : lauren whom?
YellowSuccess : Lauren from Tri-Delt
harmless lil boy : I have no idea who you are, or what the shit you are talking about
YellowSuccess : do you make fun or sorority girls cause you have a small dick, or because you have none at all
harmless lil boy : SNAP! Harsh words from some anonymous bastard.
harmless lil boy : And I dont make fun of sorority girls - if you would take the time to notice, it's satire.
harmless lil boy : Ergo, I'm not honestly making fun of them.
YellowSuccess : you'll have my whole house on your ass if you choose to be mean to her again
harmless lil boy : hahaha, you dumb dumb bastard. where do you go to school?
YellowSuccess : whoa... I just recieved some startling information, turns out you don't really know Lauren.
harmless lil boy : Dude, you are trying to make fun of me, but comeon, lets take a look at what's on your profile:
harmless lil boy : "The biggest difference between college and high school... In college if you like a girl, you don't automaticly know if she likes you back. You actually have to figure it out for yourself. In high school someone has told you! WHY DOES COLLEGE HAVE TO BE SO HARD?"
harmless lil boy : hahahaha, you are such a faggot!
harmless lil boy : did you write that all by yourself, or was that a witty anecdote that you picked up in Shit-town, USA?
YellowSuccess : its true... and I appologize for yellin at you for lauren... I was under the impression that she had MET you
harmless lil boy : If lauren is one of the countless stupid bitchs that IMs me every day trying to talk to me, then yes, i probably yelled at her.
YellowSuccess : lauren just told me to yell and be mean
YellowSuccess : then she told me the rest of the story
harmless lil boy : odds are i yelled at lauren - odds are, i dont know lauren
YellowSuccess : your right... bitches
YellowSuccess : I hate them sometimes
YellowSuccess : my bad
harmless lil boy : http://modifiedliving.com - thats me
harmless lil boy : your stupid bitch is stalking me...
harmless lil boy : i have to beat them off with sticks
YellowSuccess : understandable
harmless lil boy : Oh, and just for future reference, under no circumstance could you beat anything except for your tiny dork penis.
harmless lil boy : additionally, if you are going to talk shit to someone online, i would reccomend not using a cursive or script font...
harmless lil boy : it really demphasizes your anger.
YellowSuccess : if I were angry you would know it
harmless lil boy : allow me to compare - You: IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP! ...... Real baddass: I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP
harmless lil boy : You have to agree, your shit is pussywillowed.
harmless lil boy : Interesting screen name as well....
harmless lil boy : Yellow? as in yellow skinned like an Asian? perhaps you are of asian ethnicity and the "success" would be referring to the model minority stereotype often held by your people?
harmless lil boy : You know what I'm talking about... gotta work hard, eat lots of rice, and be successful so Mom and Dad don't send your ass floating down a river in a bamboo basket.
YellowSuccess : I have nothing left to say... I thought the situation was different than it was
harmless lil boy : alright, so what have we learned?
harmless lil boy : 1) dont be big and bad on the internet when you have no fucking clue what is going on
harmless lil boy : 2) your font is a faggot
harmless lil boy : 3) you are as well.
YellowSuccess : 4/ don't talk to self indulgent punks that wouldn't listen to a word anyone would have said regardless of the prejudical thoughts he made about their fonts, profiles, or screen names
harmless lil boy : 5) that took you WAAAAAAAAAAAAY too long to type...
harmless lil boy : and I cant take it seriously because is fucking cursive, you queerbag.
harmless lil boy : Are you asian, no really, tell me?
YellowSuccess : 6/ I have better things to do then spend allll my time talking to you.
harmless lil boy : WHy don't you go defend the honor of other girls online.... I bet that scores you TONS of ass.
harmless lil boy : word to the wise, girls arent going to like you with that creepy quote in your profile.
harmless lil boy : honestly, you make yourself look like such a flaming faggot homo.
harmless lil boy : (you spelled automatically wrong too, STOOPID)
YellowSuccess : oh... I'll get to changing that "right away"
harmless lil boy : no need for quotations, i could understand the sarcasm regardless
harmless lil boy : haha, silly little ASIAN... all big and bad:
harmless lil boy : "i'll get my whole house on you."
harmless lil boy : GOD YOU ARE WORTHLESS.
harmless lil boy : talking so much mad shit online, i love it.
YellowSuccess : similar to as you do through your wonderful website
harmless lil boy : The difference is... people come to read my site, no one wants to hear anything a silly asian with a cursive font has to say.
harmless lil boy : you stupid slanty eyed whore.